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Food Fight-Act I(Setting: South Park Elementary, around noon, in the cafeteria. Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny are standing in line, and none of them look excited, The lie is smaller and is moving quickly.)Food Fight-Act I
Stan- (Looking down, sighs.)
Kyle- Stan, what’s wrong?
Stan- My mom woke up too late and couldn’t make me lunch.
(Gasps all along the line.)
Stan- Why are you gasping? You have to eat this too.
Random kid down the line- Don’t remind us!
Cartman- Ha! You mom should stop being such a lazy slut and made your lunch last night like my mom does.
by ~SouthParkUniverse
Fag-Act III(Mackey’s officer, very soon afterward. A small stack of papers lays on his desk, unsorted and very likely to remain so. In his hand is a single piece of paper.)Fag-Act III
Mackey- (Taking a sip of coffee) What a nut…and he is a nut…she as well…damnit, are all the kids in this town insane, m-mkay?
(Suddenly, his door flies open as Kyle tears into the room, scaring the crap out of Mackey who ends up spilling the coffee on himself as he stands up in fright.)
Mackey- (Annoyed) A-ah, now what is going? You’ve got to have a good reason to be r-running around, scaring people and making them spill
by ~SouthParkUniverse
Fag-Act II(The next day, end of school. While most of the kids are going through their lockers, a small group crowds around Cartman.)Fag-Act II
Clyde- I knew something was up last week when he was cheerleading. He was doing too well too fast and wasn’t as angry as the rest of us. Now I know why; he was dancing the whole time!
Cartman- Yeah! I bet that secretly that he likes getting manicures and shopping all day too. (Slams his locker door shut, whispers loudly and quickly.) Goddamnit Kyle, why can’t you see what I see? Why can’t you see the lies?…
Clyde- What?
Cartman- (Catching himself) Oh
by ~SouthParkUniverse
Fag-Act 1(South Park Elementary, hallway. The bell rings and after a few seconds, the kids pile out and start heading towards their lockers. Craig is rubbing his head, Clyde walking next to him.)Fag-Act 1
Craig- (Rubbing his head) I don’t know why he had to hit me.
Clyde- (Rolls his eyes and points at Craig) You’re the idiot who couldn’t spell Colorado.
(Stan’s locker. He is putting most of his books in there when Kyle approaches.)
Kyle- Stan, what are you doing tonight? Wanna come over?
Stan- Nah, I can’t. I have…something I’m doing tonight.
Kyle-
by ~SouthParkUniverse
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